Garter Snake

Dear Garter Snake in my Backyard,

I have no problem with you. My philosophy is you don’t bother me, and I don’t bother you.

But when you slither unseen onto my patio as I’m getting out the lawnmower, don’t be surprised when I step on you.

My bad, admittedly, but you’re the one whose guts are smeared all over the patio. 

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